Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon White illustration in a screen-print

White illustration in a screen-print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington

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and anyone who appreciates a good hustle

Choosing beer over drugs isn't sobriety

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon White illustration in a screen-printGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a